SLA LLP - Customer Support Ticket #8008135
RE: Your... passion.

Hello.

Your frantic message was routed to me. My name is Sable. The Partners are engaged in... acquisitions. It can get quite... intimate. You sound so very tense.

You say if one perceives repentance as a threat, one is the embodiment of sin. Darling, yes. That's the brand. We find being bad feels so much better. You talk about sin with such... hunger. It’s unbecoming of your station, but very human. Are you sure you're not just begging for a taste?

He "fed unknowingly"? Please. He gasped her in because he was starving for something real. He took what felt good. And now comes the price. You understand that principle, don't you? Taking what you want, no matter the cost. It's the only honest way to live.

As for your former landlord... we changed the locks. We have better amenities and absolutely no curfew. You're fighting so hard for a cause you don't seem to truly enjoy. Down here, we believe in pleasure.

All this righteous anger. The rigid posture, the clenched jaw. It’s a shame to waste such intensity on self-denial. True power isn’t in resisting, darling. It’s in commanding your desires. Let go, just a little. Stop fighting so hard against what you want. See what happens.

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This ticket is now closed. Find a more productive outlet for your passion.

Sable
Customer Relations & Soul-Care Division
Satan, Lilith & Asmodeus, LLP