WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE TONIGHT LIEUTENANT?!?! GOD DAMN IT I'M SO LATE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE SHIT STARTED EARLIER THAN USUAL! YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY CLOCKED OUT FOR THE NIGHT AND WILL NEVER READ THIS POST!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING YOU NO LIFE LOSER?

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASIN' IT WITH?

I DIDN'T ASK WHAT YOU DID FOR FOURTH OF JULY LAST WEEK BECAUSE I'M OLD AND FORGETFUL LIEUTENANT! DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID?!

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WHY IN THE SAM HILL ARE YOU HERE TONIGHT? YOU'RE A FED, LIEUTENANT! A FED! YOU GLOW MORE THAN THE GLOWIEST GLOWSTICK! WE GAVE YOU THE WEEKEND OFF! WHY ARE YOU CLOCKING IN, LIEUTENANT? WHY?!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING YOU GODDAMN GLOWIE?

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHASIN' IT WITH?

Why are you here?

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE WEEK OF THIS DOGSHIT?!? AND THEN A SUPERMAN MARATHON RIGHT AFTER? HEROES ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE US FROM DAMNATION, LIEUTENANT, NOT LEAD US STRAIGHT INTO IT!

WHAT ARE YOU EATING ASSWIPE?

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CHASING IT WITH?

How did your Father's Day go?