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"Greetings everyone! My name is Aldebaran, but you can just call me Al for short. I came here to remind you Natsucka Fagboring is an asshole who you shouldn't trust or call a hero, because he chooses to do nothing while your waifu is dying. Instead place your hopes on the new hero. Me! I'm at least 100 times more awesome than that half-yellow half-negro Natsucka. Not only I'm way smarter than that elf-chaser asshole, I'm also an expert when it comes to looping and can do it a thousand million times without having my mind broken like a little bitch. Also fuck knightfags, fuck half-elfs and most importantly fuck Fagbaru."

— Sincerely,
Al