>>509919717
>Have to spend a rediculous amount of money on them.
>Have to sit there and listen to 4+ hours of them recounting their entire day and it they quiz you on what they just said or talked about before and you "forgot" it's an argument or silent treatment
>You lose sleep because of them
>You have to wake up in the middle of the night because of a scary noise and have to check it out
>You have to wake up in the middle of the night because they clogged the toilet
>You have to wake up in the middle of the night because they woke up and they wake you up to have company
>You have to wake up in the middle of the night because they stayed up because they were mad about something and couldn't sleep so they have to talk to you
>They don't know how to cook
>You text them you had a rough day. You come home expecting some form of relief. Get an argument instead.
>They lay around on their phone all day
>They don't clean up after themselves
>They get fat just after becoming your girlfriend
>They complain all day
>They always make mistakes, mostly huge financial ones, that you have to somehow fix.
>Their legal stuff? Your problem.
>Their financial stuff? Your problem.
>House chores? "Please do it I feel gross today".
>You find them complaining to other women about you
>A man makes a joke about you and she laughs at it
>Laundry? Your problem.
>Taxes? Your problem.
>Sex? Rare.

Relationships are a scam. I had more fun being single and warming up a flashlight to fuck and blow my load into.
It's over.
I'm done.
This is it.
It's time.
No Ma'am.