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7/24/2025, 10:05:19 PM
>be me
>be "Deathwatch Brutalis Dreadnought Isaac"
>actually be "Deathwatch Corvus of the Raven Guard"
>ACTUALLY actually be Effrit Alpharius
imadudeplayingadudedisguisedasanotherdude.holo
>last mission i got cut in half by a bloodthirster and "Morondo Octavibitch" told toaster fucker George to put me in a spare dreadnaught so we wouldn't get in trouble with Watchmaster Seth
>well id actually say "more trouble" since only 2 and a half of the entire squad made it back from that tomb world
>anyways its pretty easy to pretend to be an Angry Marine since its an excuse to just insult Mordo to his face since its "in character" and most of the time im in stasis
>speaking of which i learned George isn't a black templar which i guess makes sense given he's always hanging around the tech nerds and not sperging out over the emperor
>still call him that because its funny tho
>speaking of stasis i guess we're deployed again
>something about a world called Laqueus voluptatis suddenly getting sieged by the fucking tau of all things
>evidently its a bunch of Fourth Sphere Expansion nerds who got cut off by the great rift opening and were thought lost now suddenly attacking imperial worlds for resources
>apparently why dealing with the blueberries required US is that there was a bunch of important nobles down on this planet getting their dicks sucked or whatever and they need extracted
>among them is apparently one of Lord Solar Leontus's "fuck the nids" squad or some shit since its a full deployment against the fucking TAU of all things
>ah well at least i can stretch my legs
>well i can't they got cut off
>hear mordo's annoying voice screaming on the speakers of the Blackstar as we deploy over the main spire as the palace's defenses open up on us, nobody thought to tell the EXTRACTION TEAM the anti air was compromised i guess
>we deploy right into the thick of it with 6 XV8 Crisis Battlesuits and who knows how many fire warriors moving to cut us off
fuckingdamnitMordo.vox
>be "Deathwatch Brutalis Dreadnought Isaac"
>actually be "Deathwatch Corvus of the Raven Guard"
>ACTUALLY actually be Effrit Alpharius
imadudeplayingadudedisguisedasanotherdude.holo
>last mission i got cut in half by a bloodthirster and "Morondo Octavibitch" told toaster fucker George to put me in a spare dreadnaught so we wouldn't get in trouble with Watchmaster Seth
>well id actually say "more trouble" since only 2 and a half of the entire squad made it back from that tomb world
>anyways its pretty easy to pretend to be an Angry Marine since its an excuse to just insult Mordo to his face since its "in character" and most of the time im in stasis
>speaking of which i learned George isn't a black templar which i guess makes sense given he's always hanging around the tech nerds and not sperging out over the emperor
>still call him that because its funny tho
>speaking of stasis i guess we're deployed again
>something about a world called Laqueus voluptatis suddenly getting sieged by the fucking tau of all things
>evidently its a bunch of Fourth Sphere Expansion nerds who got cut off by the great rift opening and were thought lost now suddenly attacking imperial worlds for resources
>apparently why dealing with the blueberries required US is that there was a bunch of important nobles down on this planet getting their dicks sucked or whatever and they need extracted
>among them is apparently one of Lord Solar Leontus's "fuck the nids" squad or some shit since its a full deployment against the fucking TAU of all things
>ah well at least i can stretch my legs
>well i can't they got cut off
>hear mordo's annoying voice screaming on the speakers of the Blackstar as we deploy over the main spire as the palace's defenses open up on us, nobody thought to tell the EXTRACTION TEAM the anti air was compromised i guess
>we deploy right into the thick of it with 6 XV8 Crisis Battlesuits and who knows how many fire warriors moving to cut us off
fuckingdamnitMordo.vox
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