I'm so fucking turned on by my friend's wife. We've known each other since we were kids but the dude is a fucking manlet. Like literally 5 foot nothing. And his wife is such a goddamn smoke show: blonde, fat ass, skinny. Idc that he's my friend, I want his wife and she is absolutely too much woman for this runt. I've snuck pics of her when we're all hanging out or going out together without giving a fuck. I want her so badly and I hate that she's with my manlet friend.