I, FLOPvuika, the SHAME of all archons humbly kneel to:

Arlekino-sama, my master, whose banner I set as an objective yet failed to outsell, becoming attracted to femdom.

Citlali-sama, my one and only true love and other master, who has enabled my sales and my damage per second.

Bakunawa-sama, who beat me half to death and whom I shall never become stronger than.

Lynette-sama, Arlekino-sama's daughter, whose cat ears allow her to beat me in fanart despite her relative irrelevance.

Furina-dono, who gets more porn than me despite looking like a prepubescent boy.

Xilonen-sama, whose technology enables my lifestyle and has bailed me out thousand of times.

Tabibito-sama, who saved me from certain death from Ronova-dono with her genius intellect and unmatched beauty (and who I am scared will steal Citlali-sama's love...)

Varesa-sama, whose boundless appetite I was never able to surpass in an eating competition.

Iansan-sama, who matched me in battle.

Neuvillette-sama, whose power I am scared of.