>talk to a regular tourist
>he says he's from Italy or Japan or Brazil or wherever
>talk to American tourist
>he says he's American from south Tennessee, Whatchamacallit county, from northeast side Jackassville town but don't you ever confuse it with the southwest side or the other Jackassville in another state

>called Great Britain
>is actually smaller than Finland
How does that work? Is there like an area threshold? Should we start calling our country Great Finland?