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Anonymous /d/11300390#11303490
6/4/2025, 8:45:34 PM
>"so, Alice... you created the universe, right?"
>"mmhmm."
>"if you don't mind me asking, how did you do it?"
>"err... I uhh... well first I... um..."
>"Alice?"
>She gets up off the couch and approaches you
>"Y'know what? it'll be easier to just show you"
>"what do you mean, show m-"
>before you could even finish the sentence, Alice puts Her hand on your cheek and leans in to your face
>the moment Her lips meet yours, visions flood your eyes at a thousand frames a second
>alice snapping Her fingers causing the big bang, subatomic particles creating atoms, stars forming, supernovas, planets forming, single cell organisms, evolution, apes evolving to become humans in Her image
>suddenly you're back in reality when your lips disconnect
>"so yeah, that's the short version of how I-"
>She doesn't even get to finish Her sentence before you, still in shock, blankly staring ahead, fall to the ground unconscious
>*sigh* "friggin' lightweight."