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7/15/2025, 4:08:53 AM
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LIMBOing one last magical missile aimed at your head, you grit your teeth and squint as you climb after him–the train’s breakneck speed making the snow hitting your face feel like tiny daggers! Roaring winds buffet your body as you scale the scrap, which only helps to inform you just how high up you must be! One thing’s for certain–it’s gotta be a long way down!
To make matters worse, the train’s roof is slicker than the grease-soaked kitchen floors at your old job! Caked in ice and slush and bombarded by fresh powder, the path forward is nearly as treacherous as… well, your last example!
“Come no further, heretic!”
Oh good, you were worried you’d have to travel further! Just a few feet ahead stands your quarry–the six-eyed sorcerer staring you down with a haughty grin! Is he DONE yet!?
“Not by a long shot!” He sneers! “You see, you are toying with forces you cannot-wait, hold on a moment…”
His villanous speech is put on hold as you hear a low, rumbling drone approaching from the direction the train’s headed, prompting the mage to drop to his knees! Following suit, and by that we mean LIMBOing, your eyes nearly leap out of your skull as you feel something HUGE pass inches from your nose!
Must be the structure holding the rail or something…
“Ahem,” Continues the wizard, “Like I was saying: you are toying with forces you cannot comprehend!”
You adopt a wide stance to accompany your dashing hat! Oh yea!? Try me!
He deflates a bit at your response. “I… I just told you that you cannot comprehe-ugh, FINE! Cracking his joints menacingly, the mage’s eyes narrow at you as you both stare each other down! “Ask your questions… we’ve already won!”
Yea, you dunno about that… but since you’ve got him talking, you probably only have time for TWO QUESTIONS! Aiiiieeee!
>Who does he work for?!
>Why mess with Lutza!?
>What’s the next step in his master plan?!
>Plan B: what is it!?
>What does he think of Lutza!?
>His pals will be waiting in Umberal, right? WHERE!?
>Stay Silent! He’ll think you disappeared!
>SUCKER-PUNCH!
>Write-In!
LIMBOing one last magical missile aimed at your head, you grit your teeth and squint as you climb after him–the train’s breakneck speed making the snow hitting your face feel like tiny daggers! Roaring winds buffet your body as you scale the scrap, which only helps to inform you just how high up you must be! One thing’s for certain–it’s gotta be a long way down!
To make matters worse, the train’s roof is slicker than the grease-soaked kitchen floors at your old job! Caked in ice and slush and bombarded by fresh powder, the path forward is nearly as treacherous as… well, your last example!
“Come no further, heretic!”
Oh good, you were worried you’d have to travel further! Just a few feet ahead stands your quarry–the six-eyed sorcerer staring you down with a haughty grin! Is he DONE yet!?
“Not by a long shot!” He sneers! “You see, you are toying with forces you cannot-wait, hold on a moment…”
His villanous speech is put on hold as you hear a low, rumbling drone approaching from the direction the train’s headed, prompting the mage to drop to his knees! Following suit, and by that we mean LIMBOing, your eyes nearly leap out of your skull as you feel something HUGE pass inches from your nose!
Must be the structure holding the rail or something…
“Ahem,” Continues the wizard, “Like I was saying: you are toying with forces you cannot comprehend!”
You adopt a wide stance to accompany your dashing hat! Oh yea!? Try me!
He deflates a bit at your response. “I… I just told you that you cannot comprehe-ugh, FINE! Cracking his joints menacingly, the mage’s eyes narrow at you as you both stare each other down! “Ask your questions… we’ve already won!”
Yea, you dunno about that… but since you’ve got him talking, you probably only have time for TWO QUESTIONS! Aiiiieeee!
>Who does he work for?!
>Why mess with Lutza!?
>What’s the next step in his master plan?!
>Plan B: what is it!?
>What does he think of Lutza!?
>His pals will be waiting in Umberal, right? WHERE!?
>Stay Silent! He’ll think you disappeared!
>SUCKER-PUNCH!
>Write-In!
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