Help me buy a bogtrotter car, lads. I need to get the FUCK out of here.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars?area=Kildare&price_from=100&price_to=10000

>get up early in the morning to watch Porto-Al Ahly
>break out the alcohol because the Arabs managed to get four past those Porco fucks
>drink even more because my beloved Palmieras put two behind Messi
>drink even harder (depressed) because Boca only managed to score one against some Kiwi barristers and IT workers
>feel depressed
>go to sleep without eating anything
>wake up with a raging hangover
>tell work I can't come into work today because I'm sick
>receive another call ten minutes later
>and another call ten minutes after that
>finally answer the next call because its ruining my sleeping pattern
>manager of Kebabz2Day informs me that there is no such thing as a "Sick Day" as my working visa does not allow it
>not allowed to deliver for Kebabz2Day, Passion4Food or Zaytoon anymore because the same guy owns all three
>not even Roma II will return my calls any more

What the fuck do I do, bros? If I can't renew my visa through Deliveroo and UberEats, they'll deport me and I'll have to return to my beloved homeland, my heavenly Brasil.