>Rato and his wife were in Europe as floodwaters in the Lonestarfaggot washed away dozens of pre-roastie girls from Bible camps

There's a track record of this fucking dweeb certainly not having the best timing at this point...as far as I'm concerned he should have a constant mariachi band and people throwing ten-gallon sombreros at his head for the rest of his life ever since that last trip he took when Texas was freezing to death or whatever it was after the supposedly 'based, independent' electric grid shit the bed