"Guess you shouldn't have been aborted then, huh? Only those who believe and have been baptized can be saved. Enjoy the sulfur bath I made just for you. Don't complain, you sent yourself there, free will."
- Jesus Christ, God of Love

*babies screaming out in pain*

Jesus: "Guess you shouldn't have been aborted then, huh? Only those who have heard the Gospel and been baptized can enter Heaven. Enjoy the eternal lava pool I made just for you."