On the first day of rigmas, Lahoz sent to me
A free win with a penalty.

On the second day of rigmas, Barcelona sent to me
Two rigged Cls
And a free win with a penalty.

On the third day of rigmas, Antonela sent to me
Three bastard sons
Two rigged Cls
And a free win with a penalty.

On the fourth day of rigmas, Bartomeu sent to me
Four diving teammates
Three bastard sons
Two rigged Cls
And a free win with a penalty.

On the fifth day of rigmas, Negreira sent to me
Five rigged Liga's* (Five rigged Liga's*)
Four diving teammates
Three bastard sons
Two rigged Cls
And a free win with a penalty.

On the sixth day of rigmas, Fifa sent to me
Six made up trophies
Five rigged Liga's* (Five rigged Liga's*)
Four diving teammates
Three bastard sons
Two rigged Cls
And a free win with a penalty.

On the seventh day of rigmas, Rwandan sports journalists sent to me
Seven Ballon d'Ors
Six made up trophies
Five rigged Liga's* (Five rigged Liga's*)
Four diving teammates
Three bastard sons
Two rigged Cls
And a free win with a penalty.