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6/12/2025, 11:16:21 PM
>2029
>be me
>president elon
>finally achieve my lifetime goal
>am in control of all 5,044 u.s. nuclear warheads
>time to terraform mars, motherfucker
>those faggots will have to love me now
>aim nukes at mars
>type in password
>XÆA-12
>no one will ever guess that
>firezemissiles.mp4
>suddenly remember something
>we retrofitted all the nukes with tesla minirockets
>mfw they're reusable rockets
>mfw they land back on earth
>be me
>president elon
>finally achieve my lifetime goal
>am in control of all 5,044 u.s. nuclear warheads
>time to terraform mars, motherfucker
>those faggots will have to love me now
>aim nukes at mars
>type in password
>XÆA-12
>no one will ever guess that
>firezemissiles.mp4
>suddenly remember something
>we retrofitted all the nukes with tesla minirockets
>mfw they're reusable rockets
>mfw they land back on earth
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