I'm so fucking autistic. I actually thought that it was wrong and rape/rapey to initiate sex with a woman while she's sleeping. The logic seemed sound. "She's unconscious, how could she possibly consent to being touched? Don't be a rapist, anon." The autistic rule following made sense to me.

But it turns out that they absolutely love that shit, it's like their favorite way to do it. Getting woken up by dick makes them happy and they love being in that dreamy half-conscious state while making love, like if they were high or somewhat tipsy.* Having learned this now, I feel like a fucking idiot for believing in the primacy of consent. I spent my whole life trying to be a good man who wouldn't take advantage of a woman, and it was such foolish bullshit. What female shit-tests did you unironically fall for?

*I should note that this probably only works if she already likes you/is dating you, you probably shouldn't just molest any sleeping woman, but honestly with how positive of a response this has always received in my experience, I'm not even sure of that much.