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7/10/2025, 2:35:41 PM
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General Coltroon here, is like a stormtrooper under the impression he is a high ranking general in The Empire. Even with the pink slapped on him, we all know that the stormtrooper is male, despite the display of pink showing his “support” and “solidarity” with fellow stormtroopers. Even funnier, General Coltroon doesn’t believe fellow stormtroopers are also generals, only he is the one true general and they are obviously inferior and should serve HIM and he should have access to all the goth Sith babes. What he doesn’t realize is he’s being sent to the front lines by the actual general, and the front lines have a 41% casualty rate. He will never even see a goth Sith babe, he’d die to fuck one, though he will inevitably die anyways like the rest of his expendable brethren. Godspeed little stormtrooper, may the force be with you.
General Coltroon here, is like a stormtrooper under the impression he is a high ranking general in The Empire. Even with the pink slapped on him, we all know that the stormtrooper is male, despite the display of pink showing his “support” and “solidarity” with fellow stormtroopers. Even funnier, General Coltroon doesn’t believe fellow stormtroopers are also generals, only he is the one true general and they are obviously inferior and should serve HIM and he should have access to all the goth Sith babes. What he doesn’t realize is he’s being sent to the front lines by the actual general, and the front lines have a 41% casualty rate. He will never even see a goth Sith babe, he’d die to fuck one, though he will inevitably die anyways like the rest of his expendable brethren. Godspeed little stormtrooper, may the force be with you.
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