>OFCOMMIE Seether Units armed with sonic dispersal devices and nets found themselves outmanoeuvred by the Frens agility and their uncanny ability to blend into the damp cobblestones across Feel Street tonight.
Witnesses described the amphibians executing coordinated leaps and guerrilla tactics, disarming OFCOMMIES with surprising precision - reports of the frogs utilizing a series of well-aimed, non-lethal "mucus bombs" that temporarily blinded their opponents are spreading across social media.

>Battles in the rubble of what once as known as Feel Street are poised to continue until the final hour. the lids knew what they were up against and are about to sacrifice themselves willing. All evacuees from Feel Street are to take the Spaffington Shuttle to Youtubesbury via Seasidestation.
>Womfspeed to you lads. We'll hold the wuppas, you secure the Wustlers. Frogs couldn't have done it without you.