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>>149520131
>Day 1
>Same old planting and protecting but there is something off about Dave's new plants. They look... Sluttier? I know it sounds wrong and maybe I'm just way too lonely but I have noticed some plants having eyelashes and don't get me started on the behavior of these Peashooters
>Day 4
>I have been hearing weird noises at night when I went to check it thinking it was zombies Dave just said it was just something he was working on. When I tried to question what he was even doing he told me it was a surprise. Welp. Better not question the boss.
>Day 7
>Dave took my porn magazines
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Does he have any idea how much I need those things?
>I wanted to protest but he kept saying it was for his project whatever the hell that is.
>Doesn't help that Zombies showed up. So I had to protect the house while the boss went to his basement with MINE porn magazines seriously if he wanted to jerk off he could just ask I would lend him some magazines there is no need to be this greedy.
>Day 8
>Turns out... Dave created humanoid plants
>Female. VOLUPTOUS. humanoid plants
>Why- Oh wait I have a few ideas why
>So far they have have been doing what normal plants do. Kill zombies. They also flirt with people. me included.
>I'm both aroused and highly confused
>What the hell is Dave thinking
>Day 10
>Dave walked up to me and gave me a note
>'Orgy party at my house 11pm'
>Everything makes sense
>I'm lost for words
>How long was he planning this?
>Was this his goal the whole time but the zombie outbreak made him delay it?
>What
>The devil in my shoulder says "Don't think about it man just get ready for the party"
>The angel in my shoulder says "My child. Go for it"
>I listen
>Day 11
>Crazy Dave is a genius and I would both kill and die for that man
>>149520131
>Day 1
>Same old planting and protecting but there is something off about Dave's new plants. They look... Sluttier? I know it sounds wrong and maybe I'm just way too lonely but I have noticed some plants having eyelashes and don't get me started on the behavior of these Peashooters
>Day 4
>I have been hearing weird noises at night when I went to check it thinking it was zombies Dave just said it was just something he was working on. When I tried to question what he was even doing he told me it was a surprise. Welp. Better not question the boss.
>Day 7
>Dave took my porn magazines
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Does he have any idea how much I need those things?
>I wanted to protest but he kept saying it was for his project whatever the hell that is.
>Doesn't help that Zombies showed up. So I had to protect the house while the boss went to his basement with MINE porn magazines seriously if he wanted to jerk off he could just ask I would lend him some magazines there is no need to be this greedy.
>Day 8
>Turns out... Dave created humanoid plants
>Female. VOLUPTOUS. humanoid plants
>Why- Oh wait I have a few ideas why
>So far they have have been doing what normal plants do. Kill zombies. They also flirt with people. me included.
>I'm both aroused and highly confused
>What the hell is Dave thinking
>Day 10
>Dave walked up to me and gave me a note
>'Orgy party at my house 11pm'
>Everything makes sense
>I'm lost for words
>How long was he planning this?
>Was this his goal the whole time but the zombie outbreak made him delay it?
>What
>The devil in my shoulder says "Don't think about it man just get ready for the party"
>The angel in my shoulder says "My child. Go for it"
>I listen
>Day 11
>Crazy Dave is a genius and I would both kill and die for that man
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