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>be me
>camping trip with bros
>campground has those big locker things with signs saying keep aal your food in the box
>set up camp
>eat dinner
>chilln with smores as it gets dark
>no coons and sunset has passed
>no bear here
>so what are we protecting our food from
>friend goes for another mallow
>reaches into the bag and pulls out a mouse instead
>oh fuck get the lights
>flashlights reveal that we are under siege
>they're everywhere!!!
>can literally see 8 mice on the ground just in direct view from my chair
>run around putting away food and closing tents
>trash mallows a bag of chips and some paper plates that were exposed
>zip ourselves up in the tent and knock off
>next morning
>making coffee
>fat little bastard just sitting on a log looking at us
>eating something?
>eggo waffle
so this little bastard had already stolen a waffle and contaminated the rest of them within 5 minutes of them hitting the table and now we have no waffles
>pick up slingshot that I brought for entertainment
>aim at little bastard about 30 feet distance
>thought it'd just scare him off
>connects
>to the face(see little rip above eye)
>are you not entertained?.jpg
>chad for the day
>friends won't stop talking about the shot
>best time had
so anyway I skinned the little fuck and tanned him lmao pic related