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>Led by my mum (a child of the 70s), who was keen to bring her retired feral party girl out, and my slightly mortified 20-year-old sister – we entered the event hall where the sea of sequins stretched further than the eye could see.
>Everywhere you look are women of all different ages dressed head-to-toe in sparkles – some who haven’t been on the dancefloor for decades – laughing and partying with the same girlfriends they’ve had for 20 years.
>The dancefloor was pumping by the 7pm start time, with hits by Britney, Whitney, Madonna and Dolly riling up the crowd.
>When Lise and Sarah asked the crowd their ages, screams of women in their 40s and 50s filled the space, solidifying who was at the core of the club.
>The pair then asked the crowd who will be the “sweatiest feral rat girl of them all” and spoiler, it might have been me after clocking 17,000 steps on the dance floor.
>The night that followed was three hours of intense singing and dancing to everyone’s favourite 80s, 90s and 2000s classics, accompanied by lasers, confetti canons and onstage fireworks.
>It was an electric space where women could chuck their handbags in the middle of the floor, leave their drink while they went to the bathroom and occupy all the space they wanted.
>“sweatiest feral rat girl of them all”
Yeah. I don't need to know which one of them was ratted and filled to capacity afterwards, most of them would be.
>You are not allowed into this party
I don't want to be at that party.

>You are not allowed into this party
I don't want to be at that party.