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>Why the long ass?

Underrated

A horse, an ass and a priest walked into a bar:
Bartender asks-"what're y'all havin?"
Horse says- "I'll have me a pitcher of Oat Stout!"
Priest says "I'll have a little shot of wine, but get our other friend anything he wants- I'm buying"
Bartender- "um OK-so is it his birthday, padre?"
Priest- "No, it's because JESUS RODE that Ass"