>Be perpetual DM
>Long term campaign wrapped up because most of the table moves away over the years
>Time to hold audition one-shots at FLGS
>Some players too young. Others perpetually distracted or disruptive. Others boring
>Usually one or two players per one shot interesting enough that they'll get a private invite to a future long term campaign
>One person, let's call him Tim
>Engaged, clearly knows the rules, thoughtful, weaves his story with the others, reasonably good roleplaying
>He clearly enjoys the session and sends me DM asking when next one shot is so he can be at the table
>Bros... he reeks. He smells like unwashed ass
>The smell is so pungent that it's on my clothes when I get home
>It's Nurgle's chosen at my table, bros
>Not sure I can invite this man into my house
>Not sure I can tell him he reeks

What would you do?
He's a great candidate for a long term game but smells like homeless vomit. PSA to anyone trying to enjoy nerd hobbies: take a fucking shower and use deodorant.