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Are you freaking kidding me? You're telling me that you've got nothing better to do with your time than to walk into a store, whip out your dick, and start pissing all over the women's clothing section? What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? That's not just some weird quirk, that's a whole different level of stupid. I mean, I've heard of guys being perverts, but this is like something out of a bad joke.
And what's with the specificity of the women's clothing section? You're not just some drunk asshole who stumbles into a store and starts pissing everywhere, you're a calculating, deliberate piss-sprayer with a clear target in mind. You're like a sniper, but instead of a rifle, you're packing a weak stream of urine and a bad attitude.
And let's talk about the practicalities here. You're going into a store, presumably during business hours, and just unleashing a stream of piss onto the merchandise. What do you do when someone catches you in the act? Do you just shrug and say "oh, I was just, uh, adding some extra fragrance to the clothes"? Or do you try to play it cool and pretend like you're not a complete degenerate?
I'm not even going to get into the hygiene aspect of this, because frankly, it's just too fucking disgusting to contemplate. Let's just say that if you're pissing on clothes in a store, you're probably not the most popular guy at the party.
So, to recap, you're a grown man who thinks it's a good idea to piss on women's clothes in a store. That's not just a weird habit, that's a cry for help. You need to get your shit together, dude, and find a new hobby that doesn't involve ruining it for everyone else. Maybe take up knitting or something, because this piss-spraying thing is not working out for you.
Are you freaking kidding me? You're telling me that you've got nothing better to do with your time than to walk into a store, whip out your dick, and start pissing all over the women's clothing section? What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? That's not just some weird quirk, that's a whole different level of stupid. I mean, I've heard of guys being perverts, but this is like something out of a bad joke.
And what's with the specificity of the women's clothing section? You're not just some drunk asshole who stumbles into a store and starts pissing everywhere, you're a calculating, deliberate piss-sprayer with a clear target in mind. You're like a sniper, but instead of a rifle, you're packing a weak stream of urine and a bad attitude.
And let's talk about the practicalities here. You're going into a store, presumably during business hours, and just unleashing a stream of piss onto the merchandise. What do you do when someone catches you in the act? Do you just shrug and say "oh, I was just, uh, adding some extra fragrance to the clothes"? Or do you try to play it cool and pretend like you're not a complete degenerate?
I'm not even going to get into the hygiene aspect of this, because frankly, it's just too fucking disgusting to contemplate. Let's just say that if you're pissing on clothes in a store, you're probably not the most popular guy at the party.
So, to recap, you're a grown man who thinks it's a good idea to piss on women's clothes in a store. That's not just a weird habit, that's a cry for help. You need to get your shit together, dude, and find a new hobby that doesn't involve ruining it for everyone else. Maybe take up knitting or something, because this piss-spraying thing is not working out for you.
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