>Unlimited Ripits (little cans)
>Lip full of dip (Rooster Ice)
>Occasional booms and firefights (Mostly Hadjis killing each other)
>PSP in the ammo pouch
>Refits at the big base
>Camp Liberty chow hall
>Kid Rock USO show
>Sweating out on tower guard
>Laugh at Hadjis
>Laugh at Ugandans
>Laugh at POGs
>Rock Band in the CHU
>Porn on thumb drives
>All the new movies on DVD

It isn't so bad Zoomie bros, you'll be alright.
Listen to that Drill down at Fort Benning, he's an asshole but he's teaching you to stay alive.
When you get down range, ignore the Lt and do exactly what your squad leader and platoon sergeant tell you. Those Hadjis can be sneaky but you'll quickly learn how retarded they really are.

>>507723403
It ain't so fucking bad.

>Unlimited Ripits.
>Huge lip of dip.
>All the new movies on DVD.
>Rockband on Xbox after patrol.
>Chuck Norris jokes.
>Porn on thumb drives and iPods.
>Laugh at POGs.
>Laugh at Hadjis.
>PSP in the ammo pouch.
>Occasional firefight, mostly Hadjis shooting each other.
>Going for refits and hitting the Camp Liberty chow hall (If you know, you know).
>Tower guard.
>Toby Keith USO show.
>Ugandans

That just about sums it up boys.