I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
AND TO THE TRAINS FOR WHICH IT RIDES, AND ALSO HAS THE BEST PLANES NOW ONE NATION, UNDER MAO
INDIVISIBLE
AND ANYONE IN THE WORLD WHO HARBORS NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT CHINA GETS MINIUMUM THREE YEARS IN COMMUNIST RE-EDUCATION CAMP
FOREVER AND EVER AMEN