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6/12/2025, 11:41:02 PM
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>"Anon I need you to be cool about this. We've already fixed the marecel problem in Equestria but there's still a bazillion guys I want to help so we're looking at helping alternate universes where they didn't get a chance to set up a waifu bureau."
>"Don't give me that look, you were the one crashing out in the bathroom when our agent explained that we basically ran out of mares."
>"They already promised not to kill you, and this is the most peaceful timeline with no bureau, all the other ones are way worse."
>"I could drop you off in the weird timeline with no sun and all the ponies and creatures live together in hive cities and have robot parts. Have you ever seen a transmare? They have them in those hive cities and they're terrifying."
>"I'm super stressed out because there was almost a hundred million anons who asked for help but Equestria's mare population was only 15 million. I want to help you, I really do, but you need to work with me on this. I can feel it in my snowpity your waifu is somewhere in here."
>"Anon I need you to be cool about this. We've already fixed the marecel problem in Equestria but there's still a bazillion guys I want to help so we're looking at helping alternate universes where they didn't get a chance to set up a waifu bureau."
>"Don't give me that look, you were the one crashing out in the bathroom when our agent explained that we basically ran out of mares."
>"They already promised not to kill you, and this is the most peaceful timeline with no bureau, all the other ones are way worse."
>"I could drop you off in the weird timeline with no sun and all the ponies and creatures live together in hive cities and have robot parts. Have you ever seen a transmare? They have them in those hive cities and they're terrifying."
>"I'm super stressed out because there was almost a hundred million anons who asked for help but Equestria's mare population was only 15 million. I want to help you, I really do, but you need to work with me on this. I can feel it in my snowpity your waifu is somewhere in here."
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