You cannot win. You must wade ankle deep in dog shit whenever you go out for a walk. The entire city must reek of animal urine and feces. Leash laws and waste pick up ordinances will not once be enforced. My dog puts its crap covered face and paws on you? It's a blessing. How long can a dog bark without pausing? You're going to find out. The world has been made into a giant dog park, and now you live in it, and you will like it.