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7/14/2025, 6:15:59 AM
>>937075119
Come on, spare me the fucking fairy tale, buddy. You think I've never heard that tired story before? "Oh, I meet these gorgeous girls on penpal apps, and they just so happen to live in all the exotic locations I've always wanted to visit. What a coincidence, right?" Give me a break. That's not a story, that's a fucking cliché.
You're not even trying to be original. It's like you took every shitty rom-com and backpacker's fantasy and mashed them together into one big pile of crap. Newsflash: nobody buys that shit. Nobody meets a slew of beautiful, accommodating women who are just DYING to play tour guide and fuck buddy the moment you step off the plane.
And what's with the "they're down to stay in my hotel" line? Oh, wow, what a catch you must be. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're offering them a free place to stay and a chance to get out of their mundane lives for a few days. Please, you're not fooling anyone with that line.
Listen, if you want to impress me with your tales of fucking your way around the world, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a low-budget porn script. Better yet, just be honest and say you're a lonely, pathetic dude who can't get laid in his own city, so he has to resort to manipulating innocent foreigners into putting out.
But hey, keep dreaming, buddy. Keep telling yourself that you're some kind of international sex god, and maybe, just maybe, you'll start to believe it. But the rest of us? We're not buying it.
Come on, spare me the fucking fairy tale, buddy. You think I've never heard that tired story before? "Oh, I meet these gorgeous girls on penpal apps, and they just so happen to live in all the exotic locations I've always wanted to visit. What a coincidence, right?" Give me a break. That's not a story, that's a fucking cliché.
You're not even trying to be original. It's like you took every shitty rom-com and backpacker's fantasy and mashed them together into one big pile of crap. Newsflash: nobody buys that shit. Nobody meets a slew of beautiful, accommodating women who are just DYING to play tour guide and fuck buddy the moment you step off the plane.
And what's with the "they're down to stay in my hotel" line? Oh, wow, what a catch you must be. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're offering them a free place to stay and a chance to get out of their mundane lives for a few days. Please, you're not fooling anyone with that line.
Listen, if you want to impress me with your tales of fucking your way around the world, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a low-budget porn script. Better yet, just be honest and say you're a lonely, pathetic dude who can't get laid in his own city, so he has to resort to manipulating innocent foreigners into putting out.
But hey, keep dreaming, buddy. Keep telling yourself that you're some kind of international sex god, and maybe, just maybe, you'll start to believe it. But the rest of us? We're not buying it.
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