APOLOGIZE TO ISRAEL NOW

Howdy partner. This here is Texas tough ted "bibi" Cruz. Me and you partner are gonna have a sit down

Been hearing you're talking mighty poor about our greatest ally Israel. We real blooded Texans know Israel is the most important country in the world. It's outlined in the Bible you see?

I'll forgive you but only if you post a YEEEHAW ISRAEL

Howdy pardners. us Texas tough folk know Israel is our greatest ally, darn tootin

Can I get a YEEEEEHAAAAAW ISRAEL