>>24568981
This is the winter plan of my ideal library. Every book is still on its own table and on one floor, but it's no longer an open-air space. A huge semi-transparent canvas is put over the entire floor to cover it from snow, and the floor is transformed into ice. To ensure nobody slips on the ice every third row will have a transport zamboni pulling a personal-size chariot playing soft christmas music which anybody can hitch a ride on. The coffee machines will be swapped out for hot chocolate machines. Anyone can write to the library from November 25th until December 15th in order to stock their favorite book, which would be a free christmas gift for all library members (you can take it home with you). The feline pest control team is replaced by a different feline species that can stand the cold better. Instead of philosophers, Christians would be permitted to come to the library and tel labout the birth of Jesus. The librarians would wear Christmas dresses. There is still nowhere to sit, so patrons would go back in the chariot.