I feel the need to comment. I'm in my early 30's now. It's true, everyone is married or getting married or having kids. Reaching any of these social mile stones is seen by those seen as less "mature" as a death knell to friendships and social lives.

However, I feel the need to make this abundantly clear. My friends "died" way before getting married. They all started being stay-in faggots the moment they got their own places. Suddenly it was impossible to get them to leave their caves or detach from whatever fleshy holes they became codependent on at that moment for a simple drink.

Did their decision to marry and impregnate a same-age fat hag officially put a bullet in their metaphorical skulls? Yes, but they were circling the drain for ages.

They pat themselves on the back for wifing old broken tattoo'd roasties with scars all over their thighs who are either either cheating on them or taking their roles as soul sucking harpies as seriously as humanly possible. Meanwhile, I'm having sex with prime college girls that respect me for the mere fact that I can replace their father.

Never be manipulated into shitty decisions. Get money. Fuck college girls. Impregnate a 22 year old at 40. Being a young dad is not as cool as you think. Your kids need guidance and money to launch them towards goals, not an overworked idiot to play catch with.

If I get drafted I'm going to kill as many Israelis as I possibly can. By accident of course. Whoopsie doopsie. I won't be the only one, either. Fuck Israel and everyone in it. I'm loyal to America, not our worst enemy.