To the foid with the sweaty asshole who is reading this. May I perchance inhale your noxious fumes? Bask in the aroma ohhho yes. May I collect your ass sweat for drinking water my dear foid? Slurp on your asshole? Ohho yes, tastes like strawberries and apple pie. Hint of taco bell I'm smelling doritos locos tacos.

A good boyfriend doesn't make his lady go out to buy her own tampons. A good boyfriend becomes the tampon. Bottoms up.

Oh my fembots, my sweet wonderful fembots. How smelly is your ass and can I sniff the rank straight from the source my dearest fembots? I'm going to munch on all those filthy assholes dookie and all burying my face between a fleet of cheeks looking black as fuck yessir. Call that a Nigger Sandwich.