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7/16/2025, 9:56:10 AM
OMG, SO, like, what the ACTUAL fuck happened to FFXIV??? (°□°)︵ ━
DAWNTRAIL IS ACTUALLY TRASH, Y'ALL. Like, I ain't even memeing rn, it's straight-up the most soulless, uninspired, dev-pandering slop I've ever seen. Where is the COHESION? Where is the SOUL??? Gone, just like my will to log in.
FFXIV used to be peak kino, now it’s ACTUAL slop that only brainless normie sproutlings who live in Limsa ERPing on their catgirls think is good. Like fr, DAWNTRAIL is the equivalent of eating cold, unseasoned instant ramen in a plastic bowl at 3 AM while listening to nightcore remixes of outdated vocaloid songs. ^w^
The STORY?? lol. What is pacing? What is thematic weight? IT’S GONE. Like, we went from shadow daddy Emet-Selch serving us some of the best existentialist writing in a videogame to THIS?? Bro, I'm getting side quests that feel like they were written by a FATE bot. WHO GAVE THESE CHARACTERS A LICENSE TO SPEAK???
And don’t even get me STARTED on the combat. What in the actual uwu hell did they do to my perfect, beautiful, 900 APM, giga-brain rotations??? They baby-fied it. They turned my JOB into a literal FISHER PRICE, MY FIRST MMO BUTTON MASHER. It’s so braindead now, I could play it while chugging my third can of Monster Zero Ultra and still have the mental capacity to complain about it on the internet (which, btw, I AM).
FFXIV has officially entered its Netflix Original Era and I am NOT here for it. This ain't it, chief. This game used to be peak. Now it's just soulless cash shop garbage. I’d rather be forced to watch 24 hours of bad VTuber ASMR than suffer through another “epic” Scions reunion where NOTHING HAPPENS.
Game’s dead, don’t @ me.
I’ll be in Bozja playing an actually good expansion where the devs still gave a shit.
Later, nerds. (ω)/
DAWNTRAIL IS ACTUALLY TRASH, Y'ALL. Like, I ain't even memeing rn, it's straight-up the most soulless, uninspired, dev-pandering slop I've ever seen. Where is the COHESION? Where is the SOUL??? Gone, just like my will to log in.
FFXIV used to be peak kino, now it’s ACTUAL slop that only brainless normie sproutlings who live in Limsa ERPing on their catgirls think is good. Like fr, DAWNTRAIL is the equivalent of eating cold, unseasoned instant ramen in a plastic bowl at 3 AM while listening to nightcore remixes of outdated vocaloid songs. ^w^
The STORY?? lol. What is pacing? What is thematic weight? IT’S GONE. Like, we went from shadow daddy Emet-Selch serving us some of the best existentialist writing in a videogame to THIS?? Bro, I'm getting side quests that feel like they were written by a FATE bot. WHO GAVE THESE CHARACTERS A LICENSE TO SPEAK???
And don’t even get me STARTED on the combat. What in the actual uwu hell did they do to my perfect, beautiful, 900 APM, giga-brain rotations??? They baby-fied it. They turned my JOB into a literal FISHER PRICE, MY FIRST MMO BUTTON MASHER. It’s so braindead now, I could play it while chugging my third can of Monster Zero Ultra and still have the mental capacity to complain about it on the internet (which, btw, I AM).
FFXIV has officially entered its Netflix Original Era and I am NOT here for it. This ain't it, chief. This game used to be peak. Now it's just soulless cash shop garbage. I’d rather be forced to watch 24 hours of bad VTuber ASMR than suffer through another “epic” Scions reunion where NOTHING HAPPENS.
Game’s dead, don’t @ me.
I’ll be in Bozja playing an actually good expansion where the devs still gave a shit.
Later, nerds. (ω)/
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