You find yourself in Merseyside on a dark night. You reach a junction.

The left road goes to Runcorn, where rumours abound of a goblin full of piercings who prowls the riverside at night, on the hunt for children.

The right road goes to Liverpool, where locals speak of a strange man with an affinity for biceps. Banned from the city's gyms, he has instead turned to the streets in his search for muscular young men.

Neither road is safe, and your chances of being violated against your will are high no matter where you go.

Which road will you take, traveller?