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Blast from the past, I'm glad someone remembers her!
Computer: As an elf, her tastes are a little old fashioned ("20 years is recent right?") but she isn't ancient enough for decades to slip by without her notice. Her favorite computer game is Age of Empires 2 (her husband should know that talking about how perfect it and the Conquerors Expansion is within her hearing* is basically a guaranteed path to wild nookie with a thunder-thighed elf that night. Ending with a leglock.) Her favorite civilizations are those that reward micromanagement and have powerful ranged options. She likes the Celts best despite this, because in any irl setting she'd be Celtic herself, but prefers actually playing the Britons (longbow spamming enemy armies to death makes her do a happy dance in her seat), or to her own gun-resenting** dismay, the Turks, mowing her enrmidown with Jannisary micro.
Besides that she finds Fortnite confusing and stressful, and bugs her dear darlin' husband to join her for a coop game like L4D2 at least weekly, she likes games that let her protect him, and the two of them have put days into their shared Outward game, where she protects his mage with her bow, insists he let her do the hunting, and glows when he thanks her.
In tabletop she has an out of date warhammer fantasy Wood Elf army she's been painting for ten years and is still mad about Age of Sigmar. She likes playing Wood Elf Gloom Stalker/Fighter multiclasses in 5e d&d (it took her 13 years to get used to the edition) to drop 6-7 attacks on her first turn, all critting on contact if she's allowed to take an Assassin Rogue dip. She considers playing Variant Human purely to get a bonus Feat, but usually just resorts to begging the DM to let everyone start with a free feat regardless of race, as shevwants to take Elven Accuracy with it anyway.
*like fifty feet, again, elf
**so she says, she one hundred percent hunts with a high power rifle and longs for a Barretta 50 cal
Blast from the past, I'm glad someone remembers her!
Computer: As an elf, her tastes are a little old fashioned ("20 years is recent right?") but she isn't ancient enough for decades to slip by without her notice. Her favorite computer game is Age of Empires 2 (her husband should know that talking about how perfect it and the Conquerors Expansion is within her hearing* is basically a guaranteed path to wild nookie with a thunder-thighed elf that night. Ending with a leglock.) Her favorite civilizations are those that reward micromanagement and have powerful ranged options. She likes the Celts best despite this, because in any irl setting she'd be Celtic herself, but prefers actually playing the Britons (longbow spamming enemy armies to death makes her do a happy dance in her seat), or to her own gun-resenting** dismay, the Turks, mowing her enrmidown with Jannisary micro.
Besides that she finds Fortnite confusing and stressful, and bugs her dear darlin' husband to join her for a coop game like L4D2 at least weekly, she likes games that let her protect him, and the two of them have put days into their shared Outward game, where she protects his mage with her bow, insists he let her do the hunting, and glows when he thanks her.
In tabletop she has an out of date warhammer fantasy Wood Elf army she's been painting for ten years and is still mad about Age of Sigmar. She likes playing Wood Elf Gloom Stalker/Fighter multiclasses in 5e d&d (it took her 13 years to get used to the edition) to drop 6-7 attacks on her first turn, all critting on contact if she's allowed to take an Assassin Rogue dip. She considers playing Variant Human purely to get a bonus Feat, but usually just resorts to begging the DM to let everyone start with a free feat regardless of race, as shevwants to take Elven Accuracy with it anyway.
*like fifty feet, again, elf
**so she says, she one hundred percent hunts with a high power rifle and longs for a Barretta 50 cal
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