A brief detour now: a reclusive billionaire, a private island, the yearslong sexual abuse of children with seeming impunity. "But Anon," you say, "you did Epstein in the OP!" But I speak now of Thomas Hamilton, perpetrator of the Dunblane massacre. I say 'detour' because there are apparently people who sincerely believe the cops shot him rather than him shooting himself. It was the '90s, gun massacres were a new phenomenon in the public consciousness, we weren't aware of how standard it is for mass shooters to do that. Doug Stanhope hadn't released an album called '... Before Turning The Gun On Himself' and if he had, I don't know that many people would have gotten the joke.

So idk, maybe the cops shot him, there are people who think so. But he'd just got done murdering 17 people, 16 of them small children, so frankly I don't fucking care. Included for form's sake