there was this cute girl on the sidewalk today with a fat ass and when i saw her i whistled to myself except at the exact moment i whistled i stebbed on an uneven curb and all the air shot out of my diaphram as i rebalanced and i whistled really loudly and she thought i was catcalling her, she was appalled, mortified "am i this ugly that chuds are now catcalling me" hahah, sorry sis