BROTHERS AND SISTERS, I LAY MY HAND UPON THIS MAN AND CAST OUT THE SPIRIT OF SNARK AND THAT DEVILISH UNCONTROLLABLE GIRLY LAUGHTER–COME OUT THEE SASS AND CANINE CHICANERY AND CLEANSE BROTHER TUCKER WITH THE BLESSING OF A DOZEN AIPAC BABYSITTERS AND LET THE HOLY SPIRIT FILL HIM WITH EVERLASTING DEVOTION TO SOME DESERT COUNTRY 10,000 MILES AWAY