Sorry ladies, but the mentally unstable pointy-nosed faggot gets the mentally unstable pointy-nosed faggots.

>ooh is that...PIPIS i smell? mmm yes some blue caviar...yummy...but it's...unfertilized?!
>that must mean...is that...a-are those...
>ounghhh....i can smell it...their ozone and electronic scented sweaty butts...
>unimpregnated tv and email men? ohhh fuck....OUT OF MY WAY!!! >first thing's first, i invite them both to a castle town dinner...
>...and then, if luck be my lady tonight?
>it'll be my time to show these HOT MALE BABES a real "meat factory"
>heh... *breaks out of shelter*