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6/12/2025, 8:49:37 AM
>>507067249
Yea man this is so true. My dad was a monkey and his dad was a lizard who just decided to walk upright one day and start growing body hair instead of scales, lucky for us. I always feel so blessed that my great great grandfather, who was a well-known amoeba, made the decision to be multicellular so me and my siblings could work all day and pay half our income to the government so they can teach us all this amazing shit in public schools.
Yea man this is so true. My dad was a monkey and his dad was a lizard who just decided to walk upright one day and start growing body hair instead of scales, lucky for us. I always feel so blessed that my great great grandfather, who was a well-known amoeba, made the decision to be multicellular so me and my siblings could work all day and pay half our income to the government so they can teach us all this amazing shit in public schools.
6/12/2025, 8:49:37 AM
>>22811102
Yea man this is so true. My dad was a monkey and his dad was a lizard who just decided to walk upright one day and start growing body hair instead of scales, lucky for us. I always feel so blessed that my great great grandfather, who was a well-known amoeba, made the decision to be multicellular so me and my siblings could work all day and pay half our income to the government so they can teach us all this amazing shit in public schools.
Yea man this is so true. My dad was a monkey and his dad was a lizard who just decided to walk upright one day and start growing body hair instead of scales, lucky for us. I always feel so blessed that my great great grandfather, who was a well-known amoeba, made the decision to be multicellular so me and my siblings could work all day and pay half our income to the government so they can teach us all this amazing shit in public schools.
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