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>ASL
Vc with me and be horribly disappointed, you pervert. You men's room peeper, I bet you're the one hiding cameras in there. My footage better have an iFunny watermark or I'm screaming slurs in the video so you can't send it off to America's Funniest Home Videos.
>hobbies and interests
I like loitering in places I don't belong. Sometimes I'll go out and loiter on hospital beds and push the patient off the side. The medical staff don't know until it's too late and I've already slurped their IV like a Capri Sun and exited through the fire door that everyone thinks is a regular door and open it but then it sounds off an alarm so you gotta turn around and look sheepishly at everyone else even though they clearly saw you go up to it and they probably let you do that so they can make fun of you and you know that because they all have their phones out recording you. I miss liveleak, if I had girls over I'd show them Chinese factory workers getting torn apart by lathes... those workers weren't the only one live leaking if you know what I mean. Can I hear something from the fellas in the back?
>when can you usually vc
Any time even at work I'm going to put you on speaker phone and tell everyone you're my boyfriend/girlfriend but never partner because why the fuck would I say that I'm not from the old West or East Atlanta. But I will embarrass you in front of people if you call me at work.
>looking for
Dick pills that actually work. Not for me, but for posterity.
>not looking for
Don't talk to me if you're boring or smell bad unless you're throwing ass on the Picochat.
>Tag
Powerfuljoi