>>511432872
This week on reality tv host president show:
>stop talking about my jewish handlers
>stop talking about the jewish child rapists who blackmailed me
>omg Boingspringo stormed out of the FBI, let's start a new character arc!
>the case of the missing flight logs, blackmail tapes, binders of evidence which were shown in pictures and everything else related to jews subverting our government
>those files we were talking about never existed!
>Boingspringo returns with a cool eyepatch or some shit vowing to go after the DeepState™
>We're going after Obama for TREASON
>uh just kidding I think he has immunity
>SRSLY STOP TALKING ABOUT THE JEWISH CHILD RAPISTS WHO WERE MY FRIENDS
>pardon for jewish child rapist female in return for information which won't be used to put anyone in jail or expose israeli involvement
>look we deported 10 mexicans and liberals are crying WE CAN'T STOP WINNING! (actual deportation numbers unavailable because they can't do shit about 20 million illegals in this country)
>we need more h1b indians! the ceos said so!
>Boingspringo vows revenge against the deepstate while eating a big mac to make him relatable
>nothing happens and nobody goes to jail
the end

>>511416570
i made this thread a while ago and it autosaged, this place is controlled more than you know

>>510284236
>What would a JD Vance presidency be like
>infinity jeets
>lackluster deportations
>fewer dumb tweets
>more deficit spending
same as trump but with less geriatric loudmouth new york bullshit. probably an accelerated partnership with palantir to stop racism and antisemitism, but that is going to happen under trump too. there is no representation for white men under 45 in the western world.

>>510282843
yup, here is an elaboration on that