>time for a /ptg/ mid-afternoon news roundup on a gay, faggoty Monday afternoon in the gay, faggoty month of August:

>Blimpf spending the day shitposting about Sydney Sweeney & Taytay since his schedule was pretty much empty, save for lunch with his pajeeta-loving, hillbilly jew VP
>crippled boomer Governor of the Lonestarfaggot state threatening to remove any Demshit Texas state congresspersons from office if they don't return from the blue states of NY & IL to which they fled to avoid voting on redistricting
>Bat-shit insane xoomer Nancy Mace announcing a run for Governor of South Carolina, a gay, faggoty state which is fast approaching my second-most despised state in all of Burgerland, right after the Worst Shithole State of Florida
>jew York Post and the Rupert Murdoch clan announce an early 2026 launch of The California Post, a west-coast based publication which will be just as pro-israel, pro-zionist, pro-genocide, and full of useless, worthless show businessjew celebrity gossip as its east coast counterpart

Did I miss anything? Those seem to be the main ones, and again, to hell with Nancy Mace...she is a seriously mentally ill woman(as most women are), so hopefully SC boomers, xoomers, moomers, and zoomers don't make the mistake of granting her to be their governor