>>936531474
That's the Old Testament. The only part of that that matters is the part about gay people, and the part that says Adam and Eve lived 6000 years ago and had pet dinosaurs, like we all learned in science class. Supply Side Jesus teaches us the story of a traveler who was beaten and robbed. A priest and a Levite passed by without helping, but then a Samaritan stopped and dragged him into a concentration camp in a swamp. Eventually the traveler recovered, but a huge storm came through and blew down the concentration camp. The traveler was then eaten alive by snapping turtles because alligators don't even like eating foreigners.