>>529433754
neat. I also used to be vegetarian because my ex-gf forced me to be one.
I think it's cool how many similarities I have with Eric, I hope I get to be friends with him some day.

First, I will befriend Bobby Lee, who recently became friends with Eric.
We'll talk about Stardew and I'll wow him with his knowledge. Then Bobby will get competitive and try to one-up me, he'll say "Oh yeah? Well Eric and I are friends!"

So I'll say "Doubt that. Prove it, nerd"

Then he'll call him on the telephone, and I'll chime in and say "If you're really Eric, let's hang out and get coffee and pita chips"

That'll floor him. Eric will demand to Bobby that he hand me the phone so we can speak privately.
Eric will whisper into my ear, "Dude... I LOVE coffee and pita chips. How about we hang out without this Bobby guy?"

So, we'll head to starbucks and I'll bring a box of pita chips from Trader Joe's (Eric's favorite store), and he'll be like "Holy shit, you're literally me... what next, you're gonna say you make games?"

That'll be my time to shine. I'll tell him all about my games, all of my ideas, and he'll say "Y'know, I've been looking to get a protege or side kick of sorts. Do you think you're up for it?"

pic rel is me when Eric sends me a Valentine's Day card congratulating me on being such a great side kick.