*Paywalls every science paper*
$1500 bucks little science man
Put those shekels in my hand
If you don't pay me for the right to learn
We will sue you, sue you, sue you

p.s. Be sure to check out the gold level scientific paper monthly subscription plan model, it has stolen science research from U.S. corporations by MOSSAD agents sold to Chinese agents and ran through bootleg knockoff Image Learning Language Models trained by knockoffs and the code is then used to farm likes on TikTok TM (sales pending) with Korean comfort women facial filters creating the impression of a 2-D Animated Disney PIXAR cartoon character with viral fetish undertones praising the success of the brightest most shining high wonderful star Emperor Xi and all of the glorious slave suicide net manufactured micro plastics that the once merit oriented, now bug directed Han so graciously injected into my anal cavity.

*Rubs scientific facts together greedily*

TRUST
THE
SCIENCE