Hello British people
Why does god force me to awaken every morning?
When I pray for hours every night before bed for death in my sleep or a car crash or a bullet, fast cancer
Anything
When is the European death pod MAID shit going to finally come and gift me the sweet release of the eternal void of darkened nights dreamless sleep of eternity?
I just want to get in the Bong Pod and listen to one last nice comfy song as I drift off into the nothing from before....


Oiy M8 ya got a license for that Death Pod?
By Allah, it says here ya dun need wan to get in dah pod
carry o with the podding then, hip hip cheerio spot agh tea wit dah misses egh govenahh?
*Breathes gas*
*Closes eyes*
Aghhhhh sweet forever release from this nigger kike universe of greed and slavery....