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>thank God I had a hard life and didn't become one of those.
This. And See? It's universally known that having a harder life leads to being less of a pussy. I mean, crying? Over a new capeslop? Even if they used a new medical procedure to bring Christopher Reeve back to life, that kind of reaction would still be over the top.
Does he high-five his sister-wife after he wipes most of the shit from his ass?