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6/13/2025, 5:54:04 PM
Gumo. Oyasumi. Gomen.
Those are the hot new catchphrases in FINAL FANTASY XIV: DAWNTRAIL, the world’s best and most popular MMO with over 30 million authentic Japanese samurai. FFXIV lets you pretend to be a little Japanese girl despite being a balding 40-year old man with porn addiction. Gumo your oyasumis with your little pretend high school buddies while getting your femra caked in bukkake sauce. Roleplay raping a lalafell just like a Japanese man on a subway. Gossip about e-celebs like piss babies on 5ch. It’s all what makes FFXIV so popular. And make sure to switch to JP voices, gaijin! Don’t be a baka!
Those are the hot new catchphrases in FINAL FANTASY XIV: DAWNTRAIL, the world’s best and most popular MMO with over 30 million authentic Japanese samurai. FFXIV lets you pretend to be a little Japanese girl despite being a balding 40-year old man with porn addiction. Gumo your oyasumis with your little pretend high school buddies while getting your femra caked in bukkake sauce. Roleplay raping a lalafell just like a Japanese man on a subway. Gossip about e-celebs like piss babies on 5ch. It’s all what makes FFXIV so popular. And make sure to switch to JP voices, gaijin! Don’t be a baka!
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